HALLOWEEN 2014

It's the end of my first week here at The Internet Princess and it's been super fun! Thanks to everyone who has been reading and sharing the posts around! I know there isn't many of you but its still nice to know people are reading my stuff!

On a scarier note, Halloween came and past for the year and as usual the celebrities went all out!

Here are a few of my faves:

Iggy Azalea showing the internet that she doesn't care if she looks like a black man dressed as a white socialite.

Katy Perry dressed as a either a prolapsed anus or an orange turd...whichever one represents her relevance at the moment. (The bag she has probably sold more than 'Prism'.)

Rihanna and Ashanti are posing together in this photo for some reason. (Ashanti probably wearing one of her outfits from her flop album, 'Braveheart'.) Rihanna was an Ebola patient?

Aly & AJ Michalka, went as Romy & Michelle. PERFECT. 

Kim, North, Penelope and some random bitch as Grace, Karl, Anna and Andre (Vogue Team).

Miley Cyrus as her God Mother, Dolly Parton.

And the winner of Halloween this year, The Queen Bee, Beyoncè and daughter Blue Ivy as Janet and Michael Jackson!

 I dressed as a witch from American Horror Story: Coven.

So that bring Halloween to a close this year, I must say I have never seen so many people with Calavera face paint (Sugar Skulls) or bloody doctors and nurses in my life. Most of the girls I saw while clubbing looked so nasty and you best believe I had my witch broom, sweeping out that trash!

With Love, 

The Internet Princess!

AMANDA BYNES - RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL; GOES ON TWITTER RAMPAGE!!

~AMANDA BYNES UPDATE~

Yesterday afternoon, Amanda Bynes went on a twitter rampage after her surprise release from her psychiatric hold in LA, where she has spent the last 3 weeks!

Amanda has taken to twitter to vent about some of the things that she feels we need to know about. Including her thoughts on apparent manager/scumbag Sam Lufti, her parents and an apparent surgery shes had to rid the 'micro cysts' under her eyes!

Basically here I was hittin' up the clubs, gettin' bow legged and freaky and my phone starts going crazy (i have notifications when Amanda decides to tweet), I ran to the nearest table sat down and just had to tell you guys all about it!

The first two talk about Tamar Arminak, her attorney and the second tweet was aimed at Richard Hutton, who is also an attorney and his daughter, Jen Huger who run Radar Online!

From there is all kinda just went downhill for Bynes, she was spotted at a diner in LA eating alone and eating copious amounts of food, taking the the wait staff and to herself.

She then decided to tweet about her family! See the tweets below!

There are a few that are missing due to Amanda deleting her tweets from the account and accusing Sam Lufti for hacking her twitter. Amanda's parents are now desperate to get yet another conservatorship for the She's The Man star, but at this stage who knows what will happen!

This just goes to show that Mental Health is not a funny issue and we should be trying to help people in need rather than exploit them and make fun of them over social media. Amanda, if you read this, The Internet Princess is here to help! More to come as the the story develops!

With Love,

The Internet Princess!

Kate Moss - Bitch Spice!

What happens when you throw two of the biggest egos in the biz into a room? Well the crowd at Anabel's Nightclub in London found out last night!

Kate Moss and former Spice Girls member turned X-Factor Judge, Mel B were penned on the list for the VIP Hot Spot in London! An eyewitness said that Kate shoved (bitch who you think you are? Naomi?!) Scary Spice before giving her the finger and walking off! Clearly Mel caught Kate on an off day...right?

Sources have also said that Mel B "lingered around the venue after Kate gave her the finger, then left shortly afterwards".

What is strange is that Mel and Kate have been friends for a while now and jokingly do things like this to each other! The pair were seated together most of the night so it's bizarre that this would end up happening! 

Kate's people are yet to comment, but we wanna see round two! My moneys on Kate. Just don't feed her for a week and coke her up and she's good to go!

With love, 
The Internet Princess!

Can I Get A-nother Manager? - Critics Slam Latest Jess Mauboy Clip!

Jessica Mauboy (in my opinion, Australia's answer to beyoncè) released her film clip for her new single "Can I Get A Moment?" overnight and (Mau)boy have the critics been spoken!

[ VIDEO - Can I Get A Moment? - Jessica Mauboy ]

The Lowdown: 

• The Clip looks like it was filmed in a god damn RSL Club.
• The budget was at LEAST $100 ($50 went towards buffet bistro lunch for the crew).
• The fish eye lens move is giving me a headache.
• Although the film clip is tacky, its kind of an even lower budget version of 'Love On Top'...if she asked Michelle Williams to direct.

Now I love J-Melly, she fun, she's sassy and she probably one of the best Australian artists we have around at the moment (and one of the most successful for that matter), and i honestly think she deserved WAY more than heading down to the fucking RSL Club, hiring out the 'Memories' room and shooting the whole thing with an iPhone!

Here is what the critics are saying:

"Found Can I Get A Moment? by Jessica Mauboy. Good song but the video looks like it cost $2 :(,"

"The song is as good as Beyonce ... the video is a little Michelle (Williams)," tweeted Adelaide Sunday Mail journalist, Matt Gilberston.

"Way better than the 'Anaconda' video clip from Nicki Minaj shaking and grinding," a YouTube fan wrote. "At least Jess has more class and respect for herself and her fans."

Can we just at least see Jess twerking or doing a song with Iggy or something who isn't Stan Walker?! 

The music does speak for itself, with the song debuting at #5 on the ARIA Charts this week, and currently sitting at #9 on the iTunes charts! So kudos to you, Jessyoncè! We love you, and yes you can have your moment!

With Love, 

The Internet Princess!

The Real Housewives of...Bankstown?

Good morning my Internet Darlings!

For those of you who don't know this, I have a youtube channel in which i upload comedy sketch type videos. One set of videos in particular is a parody show i've been working on called 'The Real Housewives of Bankstown'.

The show follows typical housewives in Sydney's most notorious suburb, Bankstown. The show is currently in writing and production and will be expected to be released as a mini Youtube series early next year!

[ VIDEO - THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BANKSTOWN - COVER GIRL ]

So stay tuned for more information about the Real Housewives on my blog, the Youtube Channel or the Official Real Housewives of Bankstown Facebook page!

With Love, 
The Internet Princess!